..BUSTED...

“Godi, ati unasema nini?? (Godi, what are you saying?)”, “Ati huna bibi!! (you don’t have a wife!!!)” ….the female voice shrieked from the speakers and in unison.. the entire matatu roars with laughter. You just been busted mate. Kenyans are crazy. Busted, literally. I absolutely love this show. It’s just hilarious how these cheating buggers are caught and try to wiggle their way out of the situation like the worms they are.

“Sii, hivo…ilikuwa tuu ni jokes(it aint like that, I was just joking) ”. Godi is now apprehensive, clearly, realizing his folly. Long story short, Godi’s wife was sick and tired of his meandering ways, and decided to rest her suspicions once and for all. She did what any red blooded Kenyan wife does…look through the pockets and the phone log and sniff the hubbies clad for anything sinisterly female. She did. She later calls this popular radio show.. “Busted, with Ciku” and yaa, catches the guy pants down..no pun intended. Dumb ass. Don’t get me wrong, I have no sympathy for those horny toads that just cant keep it in their pants…but if that’s who you are…at least be smart enough not to be caught amigo.

I don’t know, I just don’t. cant a guy wear reasonably fitting ( I don’t want to use tightly fit ) pair of jeans without being looked at. So I did, and got stares, but hey, at least attention has shifted from my goatee, but it becomes worrying when I get into a matatu and trust, its full, and these elderly lady looks at me like am some piece of meat. I aint on the menu lady :-] . I love my “oops-I-have-dropped-something-pants” ..that’s what I call ‘em, and hey, so what, I like to extenuate my features now and then. Live with it.

This guy knows how to live people. Guy was stone drunk. From what I heard, he got into his car, like he always does, puts the reverse gear to get out of the parking, looks behind to do so and all of a sudden the car just goes forward. Kenyans.  I know there is the rising costs of fuel and all, but really, you can’t just go making shortcuts anywhere. I think that’s the lesson for today folks. No shortcuts in life. Just go the straight and narrow, not the crooked but wide..makes sense. Have an awesome rest of the week folks.